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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Ugliest Miss Universe

5.Michelle McLean (Namibia), 1992
       One of my undesirable Miss Universe ever, Michelle McLean looks old, mature and boring that many pageant aficionados forgot her already few months into her reign. Namibian delegates years later were way more beautiful, gorgeous, sexy and alluring than her.

4. Karen Baldwin (Canada), 1982
         I am really disgusted by her somewhat mediocre demeanor and her ugly freak grotesque face. It was so flat that looks like it was flattened by a bulldozer and it resembles an oreo-dory fish.

3. Barbara Palacios Teyde (Venezuela), 1986
          I am sure there are far more beautiful and attractive delegates in the 1986 Miss Universe than this witch. She looks like a hunchback leprosy-infested witch turned into a gypsy girl. I am really annoyed by her.

2. Mpule Kwelagobe (Botswana), 1999
        If Stefania Fernandez, Miss Universe 2009 had a mouth of a barracuda, ten years earlier in 1999, Mpule Kwelagobe had a mouth and face of an Asian sheepshead wrasse. Her bulging eyes which pokes out during the finals night makes her aptly fitted in an aquarium not throne for humans. Oh, by the way, I remember the chihuahua each time I see her.

1. Wendy Fitzwilliams (Trinidad & Tobago), 1998
         The ugly monster wrasse err... Mpule Kwelagobe’s predecessor is the worst decision made and the ugliest queen chosen ever in the history of Miss Universe. She looks like a cross breeding of Tyrannosaurus Rex, angler fish and boxer dog. I believe that Miss Universe at that time is just being playful and naughty to show the obnoxious and sometimes ugly sides of beauty pageants.
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