EB Universe 2011: The Redemption September 24, 2011

         A week after Miss Pangola Sarah of Angola Saranggola was crowned Miss EB Universe 2011 last September 17, 2011, the world famous beauty pageant competition is held again last September 24, 2011 for reconsideration of the people's request of validating and confirming the competition by staging again for the last time the popular beauty contest to reaffirm who is the real winner of the competition. We remember that after Miss Pangola Sarah of Angola Saranggola was crowned as EB Universe 2011, many people walk out including the host of the pageant due to unconvincing result full of discrepancy and skepticism and it roots from the unimpressive answers of Miss Pangola (bleakly referring actually to the real unimpressive answer of Miss Angola, Leila Lopes to the Miss Universe 2011). Watch the spoof, satire or plain sarcasm of a variety show for a beauty pageant.

New Miss Universe 2011 Top 3 Pictures

Take a look at the three of the top five finalists of Miss Universe 2011. The new Miss Universe 2011 is Miss Angola, Leila Lopes pictured at right.

Miss Universe 2011 Funny Spoof and Sarcasm - EB Universe 2011!

This is just a funny spoof or satire of the recently-concluded Miss Universe 2011 held last September 12, 2011 at Credicard Hall, Sao Paolo, Brazil with a sarcasm on the winning of the very first Miss Angola to win the title and how the people react on her victory. Miss Pangola Sarah of Angola Saranggola, (from pango which is flat nose saranggola which is kite), Miss Lukraine Basilia Crispina Stefanko (Basilia Crispina came from the characters Basilio and Crispin were the lost sons of the insane Sisa in Dr. Jose Rizal's novel Noli Me Tangere), Miss Sobra - Brazil, Brazil Valdez ( sobra which means excessive and Brazil Valdez derives from the name of a singer Basil Valdez), Miss Pa-China Li-Jung Kai (Pa-china derives from Patay na which means already dead and Li Jung Kai from Bangkay which means corpse) referring to Miss China Luo Zilin lifeless performance in the swimsuit competition of Miss Universe 2011. Watch how the people walk out after learning the winning of Miss Pangola and Miss Pangola beg for the audience to please stay for just a week just to watch her feel the crowning moment and the hosts apologizes quickly leaving the show. Funny and hilarious spoof. Watch the following videos below...

He Who Laughs Lasts

Some US Congressmen were given a history test. These were some of the most outrageous answers:


1. Where is Ancient Egypt?
Answer: Ancient Egypt is in the Sarah Dessert. It is inhabited by mummies who write in hydraulics.


2. Who are the Greeks?
Answer: The Greeks are a highly sculptured people. The Greeks gave us myths. A myth is a female moth.


3. Who is Socrates?
Answer: He was a famous Greek philosopher who died from an overdose of wedlock.


4. Who is Moses?
Answer: Moses climbed Mt. Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments. He died before arriving in the Promised Land, which is Canada.


5. Who is King Solomon?
Answer: Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines. Some guys are just luckier than others.


6. Who is Joan of Arc?
Answer: She was burned to a steak until she was well done.


7. Who is William Shakespeare?
Answer: He is the most famous writer of the Renaissance. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies.


8. Who is John Milton?
Answer: John Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then he lost his wife, so he wrote Paradise Regained.


9. Who is Miguel Cervantes?
Answer: He wrote Donkey Hote.


10. Who is Sir Francis Drake?
Answer: He circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.


11. Who is Abraham Lincoln?
Answer: He is American’s greatest Precedent. He was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands.


12. Who is Benjamin Franklin?
Answer: He discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards as he declared “a horse divided against itself cannot stand.” He died of electrocution.


Take time to smile and laugh. Joy is a foretaste of heaven.