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Peteran Brother Prior Edison: So give me all your worldly possessions and jump into the pit monsters layer and through faith the Watcher will give you what you truly desire.

     Joe, could you move a little to the left? Perfect! Now everybody say cheese!

     Thank you for coming to Macarena class. The first step, everyone, is to put out your arms, like this...

Child Gilbert: I like the flowery statement of Brother Diego - persuasive, strong but charismatic. I will sing my praises to the watcher after hearing him.

Knight Mark Adrian: I am happy that I recently converted to the Peteran Priest and I know the watcher is pleased with my conversion and he will watch over me all the time.

Chandler Guy: You know what kid, Jacoban Priest Anselm exposed that the prince with steely, fearsome demeanor secretly admires Britney Spears, Beyonce, Rihanna, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry and has many collections of memorabilia of these lovely artists and collection of dolls as well

Child Gilbert: Really! I missed Priest Anselm mass this morning and so miss the sermon. How ridiculous and shameful it is especially when the prince is present along with a lot of people hearing the mass

Spy Mata-Hari: What are you doing? Are you substituting Jacoban Priest Anselm in the pulpit for the sermon later?

Darren the Serf: Not really, I am just dreaming of becoming a good evangelist so I try to practice it here.

Spy Mata Hari: I am excited for our marriage, Darren. We will just wait for the officiating priest to arrive and have the marriage ceremony to start. I cannot wait any longer to be your wife.

Darren the Serf: Me too! I cannot wait to be your husband. I want to spend the rest of my life with you, Mata Hari!

Herbalist Samer: I think I will read the Book of the Fools later because I am becoming stupid these days.

Jacoban Priest Bernard James: I hate it when weddings get in my way!

Under-spy Mata Hari: Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away

Beating like a drum and it's coming your way

Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass. Yeah that's that super bass!

Jacoban Priest Bernard James: That's it! I'm sick of people getting married in church without an actual priest overseeing the ceremony! Watcher, with all due respect, you're driving your own followers to the grave!

Jacoban Priest Bernard James: Hurry up, finish sweeping that floor servant. The wedding has just started and you are not yet done with your cleaning. My assistant priest conducted the wedding ceremony so that I can rest for awhile. Good thing that the watcher allowed me to rest for awhile.

Officiating Priest: The wedding has just finished. You may now kiss the bride! Go forth and multiply. After you give birth spy Mata-Hari, do not forget to bring your baby here for baptism ok?

Philippines' Dragon Boat Team Wins Gold Without Government Support

Tampa, Florida - The Philippine Dragon Boat Federation win five golds at the just concluded 10th IDBF World Dragon Boat Championships held last August 3-7, 2011 at Tampa Bay, Florida, United States. The Philippine team named "The Dragon Warriors" dominated the competition winning the golds in the following events: 1000 meter men's event, 500 meter men's event, 500 meter mixed event, 200 meter men's event, 200 meter mixed event. In an astonishing world-breaking fashion that made their feat a headline back home, the accomplishment achieved by the team was made possible without the financial and moral support of the government but sponsored by private companies. They almost skipped the world championships this year in Tampa Bay where if not for the generosity of some private companies which came up with the substantial amount of money enough for them to participate in the event. The sad thing about the team is that they have modest meals sometimes with just green shells and rice and their family selling some scraps just to save and/or earn money for their trip, they also practice in the murky, toxic waters of Manila Bay but the most disheartening of all is that some of their team mates left them to join the rival group for lack of support or subsidy from the government. According to the Philippine Sports Commission, the national governing body for the national team of different sports, the reason why they do not support the team because it is not a recognized national team because they do not follow and abide by the sports commission and the International Olympic Committee rules and regulations but I was saddened by the reason of the dragon boat team that they do not abide by the rules is the sad reality that they are a victim of too much politics and corruption. They rather ask for sponsorships and help from private sectors because it is a sincere help and no strings attached in the donations. They are even forced to resign by the Philippine Sports Commission (PSC)because they are overage and for other reasons stated by the PSC. These obstacles that they only take as motivations inspired every Filipino who learn about their story. They earn my respect and admiration because, braving against all odds, in the end they triumph over adversity. Again, Congratulations to the Philippine Dragon Boat Team!

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Prior Monk Edison: Come all, who are tired and bored the watcher is here to afford you happiness and rest for the day. Abandon all your sinful ways and return to church and pray for the watcher.

Fileo the Fishmonger: Wooahh, my pants were covered with dusts and mud after ascending and descending hills of mix dust and muds. I must behave properly because the Watcher is watching me right now and knows what I'm doing. He will punish me accordingly if I don't behave



Prior Monk Edison: Pray all those who are stricken by grief, sorrow and anxiety and do not worry for the watcher is with us.

Knight Mark Adrian: What shall I offer the prior, err... the Watcher I mean, I think I will give him flower during the offerings ceremony later

Heracles the farmer: I think I will be a good orator and public speaker myself. All I need to do is practice, practice and more practice. I am convinced that if Prior Monk Edison can win followers with his eloquence and enlightening words of wisdom, I will also become rich by making public speeches.




Prior Monk Edison: The reading now according to the Holy book says that we should behave properly else the Watcher will punish all of us because he knows what we think, what we do and where we live and everything about us. He might even send us into the pit of judgment as a punishment.



Under-spy Mata Hari: You are now dead my bandit boy. I will throw your body into the pit of judgment so that the starving beast will tear your flesh and devour you.

King Kent Owen the Great: Good job, spy Mata-Hari! You will soon be rewarded for your efforts to maintain peace and security in our kingdom. Why don't you play with me in the throne room to relax you for awhile. We will play monkey monkey with the cards with just some cents for bets.




Prior Monk: The Watcher knows the thoughts of sims! the Watcher knows that in this very crowd someone is plotting to poison me!

‎"Thanks to the Watcher's bless, I am now able to predict the future, now believe in me and I shall see your future! You there, Sir Lothario! I see your future, your descendant seems to be in a strange house, he is in a strange little bubbling pond with a red headed lady, and then he..... let's skip this part shall we?"

   Lady Langerak! I can also see your future, your descendant is in a clothing market with Sir Lothario's descendant, she is wearing an unusual strange dark and light outfit with light cloth crown. It looks like Sir Lothario's descendant is going to try his new clothes, and your descendant seems to be going into the small box with him, and then they..... let's skip this part shall we?

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Patrick the Aarbyville bandit: Let's start this duel the diminutive under spy Mata Hari. If you are good enough, then we will see. If you win, you will have all of my properties including my wife and children at the same time you can shave my head, shave as well my arm pit hair and wax my body hairs from my chest down to my legs including my private parts and also you can pluck all of my nose hair as a punishment. If I win, I will take you as my wife. You will go with me in my piracy campaign around the shores and ocean of Cyprus. You will then serve me as your husband and master because you will be my slave!

Underspy Mata Hari: No more talk stupid cunt. Let's get ready to rumble!

Underspy Mata-Hari: Oops.. Time out first. I need to eat my snacks and drink my energy drink for my recess. Snack time now! Let us enjoy first our snacks before we continue our duel. You can buy your snacks there at the nearest convenience store.

Patrick the Aarbyville bandit: Sure, sure. What will I eat, sandwich, pizza or frankfurter? and my drink? ah soda!

Grim reaper: Under-spy Mata Hari, you killed the man and he is mine now. I want to be his wife in the underworld. His soul will be with me shortly and I will take him as my husband.

Under-spy Mata-Hari: Sure, take him as yours. Don't need him here. This man is a pest troubling and disturbing the natives of this kingdom.

Patrick the Aarbyville bandit: What happened to my sword? It swung as if it is dancing. I can't believe my sword fell in love with the sword of Mata Hari and now it cant fight her sword anymore because my sword is so weak in love with her sword. Hey sword, we need to fight her because I want her so bad and I need to loot Cyprus ships around the shores here to fulfill my own dream of building my own kingdom.

Precise scimitar sword: Sorry master, your evil must come to an end and also I am so weak to fell in love with great long sword of spy Mata Hari. I will marrying him.

Under-spy Mata Hari: hahahaha.. His sword is a female and weak enough to fell in love with my sword. It's my chance now to defeat this cunt and dork.

Great Long sword: Wow I am very handsome. I wonder how it feels like falling in love with someone. I don't know the feeling since I am cruel and bloodthirsty.

Under Spy Mata Hari: You're done my boy! Now you need to give me all your properties including wife and child.

Patrick the Aarbyville bandit: Sure, don't worry about it, I will surrender them all to you in soon. Just give me enough time to surrender these things to you and I shall leave this kingdom and travel to far away place where I will no longer loot ships of their properties and wealth but start my own business with my meager money as a capital

Kent Owen the Illustrious: Well done, underspy Mata Hari! You will be rewarded for your courage. Because of you, our ships traveling and trading with other kingdoms will now have a safe voyage to and from our kingdom of Cyprus. You will also enjoy a lot of benefits including travel to the Caribbean Isles like Bahamas, St. Lucia, St. Vincent and the Grenadines, Jamaica and Puerto Rico and at the same time Europe and Ibiza in Spain.

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Further enhancements on my banquet hall adds more color and glamour to the area where I receive my guests and foreign dignitaries.

This is the throne room of your highness, Kent Owen the Illustrious being renovated in its initial phase of enhancements and improvements

Under-spy Mata Hari: I will be happy to entertain the officers of the Judgement Zone with my fiddle.

Town Crier Hernando: I enjoy dancing frog to the music of spy Mata Hari fiddle performing the Frog song.

Jacoban Priest: I will visit the newly renovated throne today and talk with your highness, Kent Owen to know what responsibilities he might want me to do

My banquet hall or reception hall on its second phase of renovation.

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Improvements and renovation I made with my reception hall

My reception hall is not only brilliant but also lots of space and well ventilated

Jacoban Priest Bernard James: Time is coming that the watcher will visit us. Repent all your sins, turn away from your vices and surrender yourself to the watcher.

Peasant Dagmar: Priest Bernard James is a really good preacher and gives a beautiful homily and now I am convinced to repent all my sins and surrender myself to the watcher

Anxhela Martini the Commoner: True, I will pray fervently now and turn away from my vices.

Jacoban Priest Bernard James: Where are you people gone? You are so fast in running away and fulfilling my words. Are you forsaking all your evil habits and now preaching good news to your fellow? Go forth and spread love and kindness throughout the kingdom.

Marseille the Servant: Incredible, spit in the middle of the throne room. People come and go here while cooking is being done to make them smell the food. Anyway I need to make a roasted venison for my majesty queen.

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Snoogle the Beast: I finally came out to tell the stories to my avid listeners

Knight Mark Adrian: We are excited for your next story because we can go to sleep after if we hear your stories.

Consort Linota: Yes I love hearing your romantic stories of chivalry and gallantry. The sword will be pierce a hard stone which can produce roses.

Thierry the Executioner: Now you're talking Snoogle. Your schedule take a bath is tomorrow and I am the one assigned to shower you. Today I will be buying toiletries at the store for your big beastly bath day tomorrow.

Samuel the Serf: hey Trina, will you offer flowers to the beast later?

Trina the Sly: Yes, I will give Snoogle chamomile, begonia, heliotrope and peony

Crier Hernando: You know what I enjoyed having a binge at the tavern while listening to Bard Ivon reading poem or acting her play

Chandler Guy: I love to drink ale, Bloody moss Mary, wine, cider, feast ale while listening or dancing to the playing of fiddle or lute by Bard Ivon. what about you Hernando, what are favorite drinks?

Crier Hernando: I love Hypocras, mulled wine, sparkling wine and honey mead.

Samuel the Serf: Why it take so long for Snoogle to come out? I am already hungry here.

Knight Mark Adrian: I am thinking of going to the water theme park in Iloilo, Philippines later.

Trina the Sly: Just wait, Samuel. Any moment from now he will be out and we can kiss Snoogle the beast if we want to.

Chandler Guy: I wonder what is Snoogle doing down there. Maybe he is combing his hair, putting make up and applying lipstick. hahahahaha....

Knight Mark Adrian: So bad. Snoogle the Beast is having an intimate affair again with John the Explorer.

Advisor Harry: I will do my best to win the game monkey, monkey, lucky nine and forty one from Merchant Dominic

Merchant Dominic of Tredony: Maybe but I am learning already those games who knows I can win some. Previously, the only game I know is solitary.

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Knight Mark Adrian: What are we waiting here? I am already bored waiting for Snoogle the Beast to show and tell us his nightly storytelling.


Fernando the Peasant: Maybe he is still eating his dinner now and will brush his teeth in a little while. We just need to wait for a few more minutes.


Darren the Fishmonger: Beastly, yohoo, where are you? we are waiting here for an hour just to hear your stories...

Knight Mark Adrian: Master, why do I need to pose for a pic?

Knight Mark Adrian: Master, hope you hurry up taking pictures of me because I also have my own obligations to attend to.




Mina the Commoner: Surgeon Heloise, why are you injecting me with formaldehyde


Master Chirurgeon Heloise: Oh, this is just an experiment to know if you will go back to your childhood. I want to know if I can transform you into a 7 year old kid and make a breakthrough for immortality.

Knight Mark Adrian: Oh my god, Snoogle the Beast is having an intimacy with a man. Snoogle the Beast is gay,CONFIRMED!


Fernando the Peasant: Anyway, even if he is gay I enjoyed listening to his storytelling most especially funny stories and fairytales.


Darren the Fishmonger: What is Snoogle doing to me? Is this beast hypnotizing me? I am giving up to him and I am losing my masculinity. I think I am falling in love with him. I am too weak to resist his advances, charms and seduction, I think I'm gonna kiss him.


Knight Mark Adrian and Fernando the Peasant: Ewww... you are so gross. How can a straight man like you Darren bear to kiss a monster in the pit and if he transforms into a human being he must be a man and you like that? You are so gay!


Darren the Fishmonger: Yes I am in love with Snoogle now. I don't care about what you say... Whatever!

Couple First Dated 06-07-08 Will Wed On 09-10-11

        When New Jersey massage therapist Ericka Randall first met Patrick Evans, she was in a bad mood. She was turning 30, and all her friends had forgotten her birthday. She connected with Evans, now 42, on a music social networking site. He had no photo posted and she didn’t know much about the health care worker from Pennsylvania, but she found herself venting to him about her disappointment. To her surprise, the kind stranger she met online volunteered to make up for her disappointment and plan her a 30th birthday. "He had flowers and a 'happy 30th birthday' sign and surprised me by reserving a section of the restaurant." His thoughtful gesture won her over and on 06-07-08 – the day of the birthday party – the couple officially began dating.
        The serendipitous alignment didn’t end there. As they were getting to know one another, the music aficionados had odd coincidences like naming their favorite songs at the exact same moment (both simultaneously blurted out the Eric Benet song, “The Last Time”). A year later, Evans surprised Randall with a New Year’s Eve proposal in 2009. After their 06-07-08 meeting, Randall's “yes!” was followed by wedding plans that continued their numerical streak.
       “We decided on a destination wedding in Ocho Rios, Jamaica,” said Randall, 33. And the date that “lined up perfectly” was none other than 09-10-11.
       The couple feels no pressure to keep the numeric magic alive, though Randall says she can’t resist one surprise on 09-10-11. “I’m planning to send him a gift at 12:13 that day, before we get married at 3 p.m.,” she laughs. “It has to be worked in there!”

Source: Yahoo! Shine

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Knight Mark Adrian: I was so enthralled and amazed at the sales in the market stalls doing window shopping that I did not notice I still have to train my soldiers at the training yard this afternoon. But it is already evening, I shall dismiss them today and just train them tomorrow.

 Town Crier Hernando: Yay! The noble children will start their friendly sparring session. We will see who will win.

Agnes the Peasant: Who do you think will win? the girl in fabulous gown or the one in long pants and pony tail?

Merchant Tremayne: I think the girl in ponytail and pants will win and I will bet 500 simoles.

Agnes the Peasant: I bet 1000 simoles for the girl in gown. Whoever will win will take the money of the other twice the amount of money it bet.

Merchant Tremayne: Oh my god, I cannot believe that they use wooden swords to spar. funny game it is.

Noble Persephone: Remember my sword, Lineta

Noble Lineta: Yes I surrender and concede defeat in your fake sword Lineta

Town crier Hernando: Yay, the girl Persephone in fabulous gown won the sparring match

Underspy Baruk: It is a pain in the ass. I just wasted my money and time in this useless match of the children. I must be childish in my behavior and actions. Anyway, I better release a wrongfully accused citizen in the stocks.

Lady Lorraine of Tick Top: I will just wait here in the clearing for my men to return from the forest when they retrieved that 150 lbs. prewar golden statue worth 550 trillion simoles hidden in a small cave in the far depths of the forest of Alimodian, Iloilo, Philippines

Ingrun the Commoner: Don't tell me it was because you were too drunk

Master Chirurgeon (Physician) Heloise: Well i was and now I'm having his baby!

Master Chirurgeon Heloise: I did not know you had rabies

Our Deepest Sympathy To The People Of Norway!

We people from the Philippines convey our sincerest condolences and sympathy to the family of the bereaved and the people of Norway for a heartless tragedy that took place in your peaceful, free and wonderful country committed by a disoriented, disturbed extremist. Hope this will never happen again and unity and love will triumph over evil. This tragedy is an opportunity to learn and to be vigilant and to be alert at all times and crimes, small or big shall not be tolerated. We condemn the senseless act and losing precious lives. May the souls of the departed rest in peace and may peace and resiliency will rule in Norway!

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The Marriage of my Bard and Blacksmith

Officiating High Prophet: Go forth and be happy!

Bard Roan: This is the start of the happiest days of our lives, my dear!

Blacksmith Tyrese: We can do anything to make us both happy without harming or doing any evil. This is an unusual love that we have something that is not the conventional way.

The comedy play, "Sky Is The Limit" is being performed at the Merry Sweet tavern

Bard Roan: Today is the day when I walk in the sky and live like a king there

Actress Gansilya: Take some foolish potion or rugby to smell so you can have an illusion of the sky around you and a kingly throne before you.

Bard Roan: I will search far and wide to look for food and gadgets to entertain me while I am in the sky. Actually there is a sky car that is invented recently which I will use to travel to the sky and live with my partner Tyrese. No need for potions, solvents and drugs even if my hair color is red.

Actress Gansilya: Go, enjoy and be happy. I am your aunt if I beat you later you will be back to your senses and know you are tipsy and groggy once again.